Reviews from LAURENCE COVEN

JANUARY - FEBRUARY  REVIEWS

FIDDLE GAME
RICHARD A. THOMPSON
Poisoned Pen Press  January, 2008
ISBN:  978-1-59058-455-2

Fiddle Game, by Richard A. ThompsonYou know reviewers like to find a hook or an angle on which to base their critique of a book, at least I do. For me, that helps me write the article, as quickly as I can, but hopefully with some verve and insight. Now some writers say the true work is in the re-writing and that may be true for artists and for professionally paid artists, but at the risk of biting the hand that feeds me (or in this case doesn’t feed me) I just want to get on with the job and get it done with and hope the reader feels he hasn’t wasted his time.

Now in the case of Richard A. Thompson’s FIDDLE GAME I was sure I had that angle. It was just like a pre-war Philip Marlow private eye novel set in St. Paul instead of Los Angeles, in the 1990’s instead of the 1930’s, with the narrator, Herman Jackson, being a bail bondsman instead of a private eye. He was a tough guy and full of wisecracks, so yeah, that was the ticket. At one point he calls a pawnshop “an emporium of discarded dreams” (Page 9). Surely if anything was Chandleresque, that was.

But then I thought no, this is really one of those mysteries filled with weird and wondrous characters like Wide Track Willie, Herman’s friend, who comes to his aid just in the nick of time; and Proph, the derelict soothsayer who lives in a broken down car who comes to Herman’s aid just in the nick of time; and the old grifter, Uncle Fred, in the joint who gives him sage advise about con games and just what the classic “fiddle game” is and who comes to Herman’s aid just in the nick of time. Uncle Fred sends him down the road to a diner where there’s sexy hash-slinger named Rose, or Laura, or any of several other names, who sells Herman a pecan pie with a gun in it and who comes to Herman’s aide just in the nick of time over and over again.

But then the plot started getting really tricky and I thought no, this was more like an updated Ellery Queen puzzle mystery. I mean, who were the mysterious Rom, Herman had to beware of -- actually even I knew that was another word for gypsies, for which I was patting myself on the back -- until it turns out Herman has to go find this one gypsy, and it turns out three-fourths of them live in Skokie, Illinois, just outside Chicago. Now I grew up a Jewish Chicago kid and always thought Skokie was the closest thing this side of Israel to the homeland. But I guess gypsies hang there too. Anyway, Hitler wasn’t fond of either group.

And then I thought this was a kind of fable because the gypsy Herman finally finds in a fortune teller’s tent tells Herman a story about a young kid who escaped with the famous Wolf Amati (an incredibly valuable, if not sacred) violin when he was escaping the Nazis during World War II. And this mysterious gypsy tells Herman a long story about it which is supposed to direct him to what he had better do if he wants to clear his name of the murders of Amy Cox and her brother. (Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, she comes to him with this valuable violin to get her brother out on bond, but then she’s run over by a car and killed except it turns out even though Herman saw her flying thru the air her neck was broken before she was hit by the car.  Then, awhile later, the same kind of thing happens to her brother.) Anyway, Herman is blamed for the murders by a bent cop who tries to kill him and who also winds up dead, so now the book is more like — well whatever you think that makes it like.

Herman is always making mostly witty observations to himself about how screwed he is and how he’ll never get out of this mess, but Thompson gets the reader to keep rooting for him, and all in all things turn out fairly well, except for the bunch of folks who turn into corpses along the way.

What I think might have happened, if I can look into the author’s brain, and I guess I can if I want to, is that Thompson is a middle-aged guy writing his premier novel and he maybe had a bit more to jam in it than he really had room for.  Even when you’re done reading it you may not have it all sorted out. Don’t feel badly because neither did I, and I don’t think Herman did either.

More to the point the book is tremendously entertaining and you should read it, just letting everything go in one eye and out the other and don’t worry about it.  HIGHLY RECOMMENDED.

- Laurence Coven

THE MANKILLER OF POOJEGAI AND OTHER STORIES
WALTER SATTERTHWAIT
Crippen & Landru  February, 2008
ISBN: (hc) 978-1-932009-64-4 (pb) 978-1-932009-65-1

Diversity is the watchword for this eleven-story collection of detective tales from Walter Satterthwait. Not only do they differ widely in time and place but also in characters, mood, and ambiance. This is all to the good and makes for an overall excellent assortment.

In the author’s introduction, he bemoans the lack of short stories in today’s writing market; because of the shortage of markets that will publish them it causes fewer writers to essay them. He says that short stories can achieve a twist in the end as the great ones accomplished, such as O’Henry and Poe, and/or a penetrating truth such as was accomplished by Stephen Crane and Hemmingway. Although he modestly refrains from putting himself in that class, nevertheless, in a few instances he strikes a twist or a truth that even those greats could appreciate.

Leading off the collection is A Conflict in Interests from Alfred Hitchcock Mystery Magazine, November, 1982. To each story the author adds an intriguing, short preface telling a little bit about how and why it got published. In this one he talks about how the author Nicholas Freeling, both his life and his writings, influenced him. Later he gives the late Sara Caudwell much credit for helping his writing. Also Satterthwait recounts his difficulty in finding an agent who would support his desire to set his fiction in Africa . This story features a native African, Sgt. Andrew Mbutu, canny and shrewd, who must put up with a CID investigator who had been part of an exchange program with England , which allowed him to study for a year at Scotland Yard. He comes back having learned the pomposity of the English and little else, and naturally Mbutu realizes that the apparent robbery/slaying of a European retired general is more than it seems and bests his dullard superior. It is a satisfactory story, but not, I think, one of the best in the collection, unless you are really into learning the odd bit and piece about African language and culture. Satterthwait does have a penchant for ‘borrowing’ from the classics and here we have “the dog who did nothing in the night.”

Satterthwait orders the stories chronologically by publication, but I want to skip to the fourth story Connection Terminated, that is superbly realized and probably the most original in the volume. Published in AHMM in January, 1994, it is a story that probably could not have been written at or about any other moment in time.  It concerns an elderly, paralyzed man in a wheelchair living in New Mexico . In his preface the author says it is the first mystery set in a “chat room,” but as you’ll see it’s even more than that. The old man, who calls himself Lizard on line, has only a few so-called friends and they are the people who communicate with him on the web. One of them, a girl, Fancy Pants, confesses to having discovered a scam at her workplace. She has decided to confront the culprit and cut herself in for a share of the loot. While Lizard is trying to convince her that it could be dangerous, she suddenly stops communicating. When the computer screen comes to life again, Lizard can tell by the writing (i.e. use of apostrophe’s and such) that the current writer is not Fancy Pants. Checking the web to find her real name and location, he tries to enlist the aid of the Los Angeles police to go to Fancy Pants’ home, but they blow him off. So instead he checks to see who else is on line in the Los Angeles area at that time — about five or six — all of whom are known to him. Can you imagine a time in which only a handful of people in Los Angeles are on line at any given moment? It was a blink in the history of an era, when the Internet was still a small town, an instance that would never come again. Satterthwait is ingenious in how these lonely web-users band together to save the day, at least for Lizard, who would be next on the murderer’s list. The story itself is extremely suspenseful, but it is this snapshot of this briefest historical moment that makes it a story for the ages.

There are only two stories that use the same characters. These are Murder One and the title story The Mankiller of Poojegai. Both of these are set in Neanderthal times, but don’t hold him to task anthropologically as they are written with tongue firmly in cheek.

In the preface to the earlier story the author explains he was asked to write a story for an anthology where the tales would be published from the earliest time to the last. He chose Neanderthal times so that his story would come first. Also, as you can tell from the double entendre of the title, Satterthwait is not shy about using his whimsical wit. The detective here is an older, wise, semi-drunk Master Berthold, who loves his mead. When on a case he always requests Doder (the narrator) to be his assistant, mainly to carry around his heavy sack of crocks of mead. In both stories, at one time, Doder points out that Berthold is drinking a lot of mead, Berthold responds, both times, that this is a “three crock problem.” These Neanderthal stories are clever but too often cross the line into overly cute, yet the solutions are reasonably well fashioned.

Cassoulet, says the author in his preface, is his revenge against France and especially French cooking. It’s impossible to say much about it without giving too much away, but it’s basically told by a friend of a man who takes pride in his French culinary skills, but every time he tries to cook a casserole, it’s an unmitigated disaster. The story is kind of a cross between “My Dinner with Andre” and Stanley Ellin’s “The Specialty of the House,” and it quite slyly comes up with a delightful double twist.

The stories here all have something to recommend them, and quite a few lift the bar a good deal higher than that.  HIGHLY RECOMMENDED.

- Laurence Coven

Collector’s Note: Crippen and Landru also published this book in a special limited edition of 200 numbered copies bound in cloth and signed and numbered by the author. Accompanying each copy of this collector’s edition is a separately printed pamphlet The Adventures of Col. Boone  by Walter Satterthwait.  For information on how to find these Crippen and Landru editions please feel free to contact me at Clovecraft@aol.com. 

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20TH CENTURY GHOSTS
JOE HILL
William Morrow & Company  October, 2007

2OTH CENTURY GHOSTS by Joe Hill is without question one of the most powerful and evocative short story collections to come along in years, in any genre. In fact, this collection surpasses any genre tag with which one might like to label it. It is, as the title suggests, often frightening, more often disturbing, and at times, unusually touching, but always remarkably original both in structure and content.

Some of the stories go for the jugular, some are soothingly subtle, and some go for the jugular so subtly that you are drenched with blood before you even know you were cut.

Perhaps the single most stunning story is Pop Art.  There have been many stories that explored the childhood propensity for creating an imaginary friend. No one’s ever gone anywhere near as far down that path as Hill does here. The narrator’s “imaginary” friend is an inflatable Hebrew boy named Arthur Roth. And yes, the problem of circumcision on an inflatable boy is discussed. But more remarkable is the true bond that is created between the two as they discuss everything from religion to art to philosophy, even though Art has no mouth. That makes him a great listener and, in turn, his friend offers Arthur protection from the other boys who would hurl thumbtacks at him. He communicates by writing notes, and the two friends go to school together every day.

In this story Hill is astonishingly adept at making the metaphor of the imaginary friend come to life. We begin to realize that the metaphor is not really metaphorical, but more literal than actual life. Arthur Roth, the inflatable boy, is real, and so is the friendship — literally real — and once that orgasmic pie has hit the reader in the face, and Hill’s aim is breathlessly true, we can only lay there on our literary backsides and wonder at the power of the story that has just blown us down.

In Bobby Conroy Comes Back from the Dead, there technically is no supernatural element at all, unless you count the fact that it takes place on the set of George Romero’s horror classic, “Dawn of the Dead.”  George Romero even pops up as a character. The story is a surprisingly and delightfully touching love story about two former high school friends, would-be lovers, one of whom left the Pittsburgh area to go to New York to make it as a big time comedian, while the other gave up her dreams more easily and stayed at home, married a straight arrow kind of guy and had a kid. Danny has come home, having given up on his career, and is living with his parents, where he meets up with Harriet when they are both living dead extras for the movie, as is her young loving and lovable son.  Old passions and discarded ambitions are awakened in this unlikely milieu, and it would be unfair to even hint at the conclusion any more than to say it couldn’t happen anywhere except in the movies -- even, or maybe especially, a George Romero movie.

However, if it’s gore you prefer, the old fashioned kind, that is provided aplenty in Best New Horror, a very scary story about a burnt out horror editor who every year must put together a collection of the best original horror stories he can find. Wading his way through every horror cliché known to man has left him jaded and shock-proof. He always knows what’s coming. Until he receives a copy of True North a high-tone, small circulation literary magazine that contains one brutal horror story. The editor of the journal lost his job for even printing it, but the editor is fascinated by the power and horror and gore of the story, and goes out to obtain the rights to print it in Best New Horror.  Eventually he finds the author and his enormously fat friend living in a true house of horror that is even more than he can stomach. His only chance of escape is based on the fact that who, besides himself, knows better what comes next in a horror story.

The novella Voluntary Committal recounts the story of two brothers. The elder, something of a misfit himself, is telling about the nature and eventual disappearance of his younger brother.  Some think the kid is slow or backward, but he has the amazing ability to fashion forts, first out of Dixie cups, and then from empty cartons. Forts that fill up the basement, Forts that go nowhere and everywhere at the same time. For without ever using the word, for even the older brother would not be familiar with it, the reader understands that the younger boy is fashioning tesarects — structures that are bigger on the inside than they are on the outside. All sorts of things can happen and come at you as  one crawls through these forts. He is constantly taking them apart and making them over again — until they are perfect.  They can open onto incredible vistas, but they also can and do serve as garbage disposal even for human garbage. It is the ultimate story of a boy hiding under his blankets at night and shutting out the real world.  But once again, Hill’s artistry makes us understand, or fear, or in some cases hope that his other worlds are as real as a boy’s mind and a man’s imagination.  HIGHEST POSSIBLE RECOMMENDATION.

- Laurence Coven


DEADLY BELOVED
MAX ALLAN COLLINS
Hard Case PBO 11/07  
ISBN: 0-8439-5778-5

If the characters’ names in DEADLY BELOVED have the ring of simple and direct symbolism — so direct that they may even remind you of characters from the golden age of comic strips — there are good reasons for it. The author’s early roots spring from writing the “Dick Tracy” newspaper strip which he took over from the creator, Chester Gould. Secondly Ms. Tree, and her aptly named cohorts such as Chic Steele, Dan Green, the young, inexperienced detective, and Lt. Rafe Valer (Valor), all had their origins when the independent comics scene was just getting started about 1980.  So Collins, knew a good device when he saw it and used it in Dick Tracy, and then continued it on in his own creation, with artist collaborator, Terry Beatty.

Ms. Tree had a very successful run in graphic novels and full length DC comics, but up till now there have only been a couple of straight prose short stories featuring the dynamic female detective. This paperback original represents her first appearance in a non-illustrated novel.

However, don’t get the idea that Ms. Tree’s transference to a more “literary” form has in any way diminished her impact. The story and Collins’ imagery serve to create a mystery-action yarn that never stops quivering. The pages literally fly by without the reader even noticing he’s been turning them.

The case in question is the murder of Michael Tree. (You do need to know that Ms. Tree’s first name is Michael and she married a Michael to form the Tree Detective Agency). But on their wedding night her husband is brutally murdered outside their supposedly secret honeymoon location.

Collins gives the reader just enough back story to fill in those who aren’t familiar with the comics and yet never lets his story lag. This is due in part to excellent plotting, characters who are sketched briefly yet very believably. Now they don’t have the depth of say his characters in his award winning Nate Heller historical mysteries, but that’s not needed here.  There’s just enough to get to know them and like them at a glance.

From our first look at young Dan Green, who grows a mustache to make himself look a little older, but it really only makes him look a little gay (which he definitely isn’t); we understand him, like him and root for him. And while Ms. Tree is definitely all woman, there’s no doubting her hardboiled detective skills. In any fight she’s going to do everything she needs to do to kick ass no matter how unladylike, and yet she completely retains her sexuality and even femininity.

And then too, with all the non-stop action, this is a flawlessly created who-done-it with an infinitely satisfying conclusion, and in the golden age style, not frequently adhered to in hardboiled mysteries, Collins plays completely fair with the reader. The clues are all there to be found, assuming you can take a moment away from the whiz bang action to make a few mental calculations and deductions.

It would not do to leave out Collins’ adept use of place. Collins, who is a past master of using historical settings to amplify his work, has made contemporary Chicago into a character in and of itself. The city’s mean streets virtually seethe beneath the pages, and you can feel the whipping wind from Lake Michigan on your face. As a Chicago native myself, I can testify that Collins never strikes a false note in his depiction of the City of the Big Shoulders.

But most of all I want to emphasize that this is pure hardboiled fun at its best. So be sure to set aside enough time to read it all, because once you start you’ll be hooked until you finish.  HIGHEST POSSIBLE RECOMMENDATION.

- Laurence Coven

Larry's review of THE BEAUTIFUL CIGAR GIRL
by Daniel Stashower is on the PAPERBACK PAGE.

Larry Coven may be reached at  
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